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Mohabat na chali Dokan chal pari

Deedar ki khatir us k mohaly me load ki shop khOol Li
Roz 1 Naya shaks us k No pay 100 ka load krwa jata
Mohabat na chali
Dokan chal pari
(~_~)N0o M0oRe L0vE PLz (“_”)

Wrna log to tanhai mai sanp wala game khelty hai

Hum ne tanhai mai b sirf tum ko chaha hai…
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Wrna log to tanhai mai sanp wala game khelty hai.
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ship ship ship ship… Tinnnn.;-)

Tum kon c cream lagati ho

Larrka: Tum kon c cream lagati ho..?
Larrki khush ho k: Koi bhi nahi
Larrka: To lagaya karo na tumhein dekh k darr jata hun.

Ek Larka Ghar Dair Se Louta

Ek Larka Ghar Dair Se Louta
Maa: Kahan Thay?
Beta: Emotional film Dekhne Gaya Tha ‘MAA DA PYAR’
Maa: Ab ander Ja k Action Film Dekh
‘PIYO Di MAAR’ :D:D:D:D

Yehi baat mje chaen se sonay nhi deti

1 yehi baat mje chaen se sonay nhi deti
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Pakistan bhar ki Auraton ka aitemaad ARIEL par Q hai, apne apne husband pr q nhi???

Me b 2 Gold Leaf pe leti hoon

GIRL: Jb tmhe meri yad ati ha tum kia krte ho
BOY: Me tmhari favrit choclate khata ho
0r tm kia krti ho
GIRL: me b 2 Gold Leaf pe leti hoon
O Teri kher:

Uncle se kho unki jan-e-man ka fone hi

Larki ne boy frnd ko fone kia
to
us k bhanjay ne fone uthaya
larki ne kha
beta uncle ko fone do
bachay ne naam pocha
larki:
Uncle se kho unki jan-e-man ka fone hi
jawab mai bachay ne jo kha
usay sun k
larki behosh hogi

us ne masomiat se kha
“lekin aunty mobile pe to “Kamini num 6 “likha hua aya hai

Shadi k din ko qareeb lata hai

*Aaj ki boht pyari baat*
Kabi b Ye na socho k har guzarta din maut ki taraf jata hai…
Bal K ye socho K
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Hr guzarta din. Shadi k din ko qareeb lata hai…
^ (‘,’)> O teri kher
<| | ye to mene
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dedicated 2 all kunwarey boys & girls

Mehbooba ko CALL kar k

Mehbooba ko CALL kar k
“Faraz…
Jab
Raat k 4 Bajey tk wo Sunta raha?
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“Aap ka Matlooba Number
Doosri Line par Masroof

Mobil Ejad Krne Wale Ka Sapna Tha K Dniya Mein

Mobil Ejad Krne Wale Ka Sapna Tha K Dniya Mein
Hr
lallu panju k pas mobil ho
kash aj wo zinda hota to
ap k hath me mobile dekh kr kitna khush hota.
allah di qasmy
/(‘.’)\meri v enj e
) ( beizti hoi c
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tusi v frwd kr k apna kaleja thanda kr lo.